Thursday, February 08, 2007

yes! yes! yes!

Anthony Bourdain sounds off on Food Network Personalities. Good stuff. Right on. Hilarious. Especially the parts about Rachael Ray and Sandra Lee. Here'w what he says about Sandra:

"Pure evil. This frightening Hell Spawn of Kathie Lee and Betty Crocker seems on a mission to kill her fans, one meal at a time. She Must Be Stopped. Her death-dealing can-opening ways will cut a swath of destruction through the world if not contained. I would likely be arrested if I suggested on television that any children watching should promptly go to a wooded area with a gun and harm themselves. What’s the difference between that and Sandra suggesting we fill our mouths with Ritz Crackers, jam a can of Cheez Wiz in after and press hard? None that I can see. This is simply irresponsible programming. Its only possible use might be as a psychological warfare strategy against the resurgent Taliban--or dangerous insurgent groups. A large-racked blonde repeatedly urging Afghans and angry Iraqis to stuff themseles with fatty, processed American foods might be just the weapon we need to win the war on terror."

Brilliant.

And here are his thoughts on the Top Chef contestants. I love how he talks about Mikey. Adorable!

2 comments:

e.b. said...

That was hysterical - thanks for the link. I love Bourdain and HATE Sandra Lee. Perfect.

sally aka COW said...

My dad watches Sandra Lee cause he likes to look at her BOOBS.